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<div id="_htmlarea_default_style_" style="font:10pt arial,helvetica,sans-serif">Way off topic but I thought many of you would get a giggle out of this
one..<br><br><span></span>
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      <p class="ecxMsoNormal" align="center"><b><u><span>Atlanta</span></u></b><b><u><span> 
      &nbsp;Airport<br></span></u></b><span><br></span><span><br>&nbsp;<br></span><b><span>You gotta love this one even

      if you've never lived in the South.</span></b><span> 
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      <p class="ecxMsoNormal"><b><span>Some 
      of you</span></b><b><span> 
      </span></b><b><span>will 
      enjoy this more</span></b><span> 
      </span><b><span>than 
      others.... Southerners can be so polite!<br><br></span></b><b><span>Atlanta 
      &nbsp;Tower</span></b><b><span>: 
      "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land</span></b><b><span> 
      </span></b><b><span>on 
      runway 9R."<br><br></span></b><b><span>Saudi 
      Air</span></b><b><span>: 
      "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on</span></b><b><span> 
      </span></b><b><span>infidel's 
      runway 9R - Allah be Praised."<br><br></span></b><b><span>Atlanta 
      &nbsp;Tower</span></b><b><span>: 
      " Iran Air 711 - You are cleared to land on runway 
      27L."<br><br></span></b><b><span>Iran 
      Air</span></b><b><span>: 
      "Thank you Atlanta . We are cleared to land on 
      infidel's</span></b><b><span> 
      </span></b><b><span>runway 
      27L. -Allah is Great."<br><br>Pause...<br><br></span></b><b><span>Saudi 
      Air</span></b><b><span>: 
      ATLANTA TOWER- ATLANTA TOWER !"<br><br></span></b><b><span>Atlanta 
      &nbsp;Tower</span></b><b><span>: 
      "Go ahead Saudi Air 511.."<br><br></span></b><b><span>Saudi 
      Air</span></b><b><span>: 
      "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS &nbsp;FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN 
      OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE . . . . . INSTRUCTIONS, 
      PLEASE!"</span></b><span> 
      <br></span><span><br>&nbsp;<br><br>&nbsp;<br></span><span><br></span><span><br>&nbsp;<br></span><b><span>Atlanta</span></b><b><span>

      &nbsp;Tower</span></b><b><span>: 
      "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. &nbsp;Y'all go on ahead now and 
      tell Allah "hey" for us."</span></b><span></span></p></div></div></blockquote></blockquote></div></div></div></div>
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