X-Virus-Scanned: clean according to Sophos on Logan.com Return-Path: Sender: To: lml@lancaironline.net Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2007 18:33:15 -0400 Message-ID: X-Original-Return-Path: Received: from imo-m28.mx.aol.com ([64.12.137.9] verified) by logan.com (CommuniGate Pro SMTP 5.1.9) with ESMTP id 2098919 for lml@lancaironline.net; Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:46:42 -0400 Received-SPF: pass receiver=logan.com; client-ip=64.12.137.9; envelope-from=Sky2high@aol.com Received: from Sky2high@aol.com by imo-m28.mx.aol.com (mail_out_v38_r9.2.) id q.d2e.870014d (40520) for ; Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:45:46 -0400 (EDT) From: Sky2high@aol.com X-Original-Message-ID: X-Original-Date: Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:45:46 EDT Subject: Mid Air Definitions X-Original-To: lml@lancaironline.net MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="-----------------------------1181684746" X-Mailer: 9.0 Security Edition for Windows sub 5365 X-Spam-Flag: NO -------------------------------1181684746 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit More definitions: Air Traveler (AT) - A person placed between upper air and lower air while moving from point A to point B, even if point B is point A, in an air borne device. Air Passenger (AP) - An Air Traveler guided by an Air Head (sometimes called Captain or Pilot or other things frequently requiring only 4 letters). Air Traffic Controller (ATC) - Some one who is not an Air Head and that fits into one of three sub-species: 1. Upper Air Controller - Tries to avoid Near-Hits in the Upper Air betwixt air borne devices except anti-missile missiles. 2. Lower Air Controller - Tries to avoid Near Misses by finding far fair young ladies (mid air) to engage. Uses the "Ident" function frequently to make brighter pictures on his screen since there is no vision requirement for LACs. 3. Under Air Controller - Sometimes called "ground controller" as though the ground could be "controlled." 3. Tower Controller - An Air Space (mid and lower) roiler. 3. Air space planner - Sometimes called FSS. Need I say more. Oops, I see now that there are at least 3+ sub-species. Captain or, loosely, Pilot (Pie) - Derived from Italian Pontius Pilot, an Air Head Air Traveler required to make decisions while using advisors (ATC, Dispatch, FSS, Seer, Meteorologist (Hmmmph!), Dowser or religious fanatics. The decisions do not have to be right (just like the Meteorologist or Proctologist or other "gists") as long as TCAD (A Mystical Power) is obeyed. Grayhawk ************************************** See what's free at http://www.aol.com. -------------------------------1181684746 Content-Type: text/html; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable

More definitions:

Air Traveler (AT) - A person placed between upper air and lower ai= r=20 while moving from point A to point B, even if point B is point A, in an air=20 borne device.

Air Passenger (AP) - An Air Traveler guided by an Air Head (someti= mes=20 called Captain or Pilot or other things frequently requiring only 4=20 letters).

Air Traffic Controller (ATC) - Some one who is not an Air Head and= =20 that fits into one of three sub-species:

1. Upper Air Controller - Tries to avoid Near-H= its=20 in the Upper Air betwixt air borne devices except anti-missile missiles.

2. Lower Air Controller - Tries to avoid Near=20 Misses by finding far fair young ladies (mid air) to=20 engage. Uses the "Ident" function frequently to make brighter=20 pictures on his screen since there is no vision requirement for=20 LACs.

3. Under Air Controller - Sometimes called "gro= und=20 controller" as though the ground could be "controlled."

3. Tower Controller - An Air Space (mid and low= er)=20 roiler.

3. Air space planner - Sometimes called FSS.&nb= sp;=20 Need I say more.

Oops, I see now that there are at least 3+ sub-species.

Captain or, loosely, Pilot (Pie) - Derived from Italian Ponti= us=20 Pilot, an Air Head Air Traveler required to make decisions while using advis= ors=20 (ATC, Dispatch, FSS, Seer, Meteorologist (Hmmmph!), Dowser or religious=20 fanatics. The decisions do not have to be right (just like the=20 Meteorologist or Proctologist or other "gists") as long as TCAD (A Mystical=20 Power) is obeyed.

Grayhawk

See what's fre= e at AOL.com.=20=

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