In a message dated 12/20/2006 9:57:18 P.M. Central Standard Time,
domcrain@tpg.com.au writes:
Gentlemen and Ladies of the
LML.
Dom,
Thank you for including me in at least one
category/
Allow me to extend to one and all Christmas greetings
from Up Over – or as you call it, Down Under.
Yes, all my charts still have North at
the TOP.
Yep! Merry Christmas and Happy flying New Year in
2007.
Thanks and the same back at ya!
As you probably don’t know, we here in Up Over are
running out of water, and fires are burning up the southern part of the
continent with 700,000 hectares (that’s a Euro measurement for something)
razed so far. The water just flows downhill to the North. The earth being an
oblate spheroid confirms this theory, as I am sure Gra(e)yhawk will attest, as
well as icebergs from Antarctica.
Nice try for trying to blame another disaster on us
(US). The reason you're running out of water is the vast hectare meters of
wine your countrymen export to us (US). Besides that, the fires are Mother
Nature's way of telling you to get out of the sun like we do this time of the
year.
Just as well Bill and Sue are still a while away from
flying the new IV out.
Of course, a Euro is really a species of kangaroo,
which is why we went metric thirty odd years ago.
Oh, and would you mind asking Hanoi Jane to not visit
here again. I am tired of the exhausting repetitive replays of her media
interviews displaying her pretentious concern for the former inmates of the
Hanoi Hilton. It tends to prevent me from flying my Lancair for a couple of weeks due
to hypertension.
Cheers for 2006.
Hmmmmm, we use our Lancairs to relieve hypertension, boils,
depression, hair loss anxiety, flat feet and road rage gotten by traveling
to the GA airport or, in the worse case, incurable hives from an encounter with
the TSA at some hub airport.
Anyway, Merry Christmas - the best for 2007
Grayhawk