I didn't really think that many people would take this seriously, because 1) it's completely outrageous, and 2) today is April 1.  (I put, Posted: April 1, 2010, up front to give you a hint.)  Hope I didn't cause too many blood pressure spikes, just going for a little humor.  At least I know I can count on the LML for a good sanity check if I really do propose something stupid.

Tom Gourley