Posted for "Dominic V Crain" <domcrain@tpg.com.au>:

 Heh! Heh! As if I don't do that already. Heh! Heh!
 
 Her indoors idea of a ride in a beautiful chariot is a first class seat on
 Quaintasss
 
 """
 Dom,
 
 You never hit the "equals" button on the Excel spreadsheet you have been
 keeping and never, ever, tell her no, she can't have a new outfit or yet
 another haircut because you can't afford it.  You also let her choose some
 places to travel to that she has always wanted to see and tell her you will
 give her a ride in your beautiful chariot.
 
 Susan
 """