John,

 

Car-binge is a self-defining term in the Gad-Zooks Dictionary of Hyphenated Terms.  To wit, "a name given to a device constructed by a person so taken with the properties of high-priced uni-directional carbon-fiber tennis rackets that they go on a binge applying such material to all manner of swinging-things."

 

Shameless humor (if any can be detected) is between the eyes of the beholder ;<}

 

Grayhawk

 

PS: Glad I gave you the opportunity to further promote your fine product.