X-Virus-Scanned: clean according to Sophos on Logan.com Return-Path: Received: from nm23-vm0.access.bullet.mail.mud.yahoo.com ([66.94.236.141] verified) by logan.com (CommuniGate Pro SMTP 5.4c3j) with SMTP id 4985145 for flyrotary@lancaironline.net; Mon, 16 May 2011 09:20:43 -0400 Received-SPF: none receiver=logan.com; client-ip=66.94.236.141; envelope-from=bryanwinberry@bellsouth.net Received: from [66.94.237.199] by nm23.access.bullet.mail.mud.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 16 May 2011 13:20:07 -0000 Received: from [66.94.237.108] by tm10.access.bullet.mail.mud.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 16 May 2011 13:20:07 -0000 Received: from [127.0.0.1] by omp1013.access.mail.mud.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 16 May 2011 13:20:07 -0000 X-Yahoo-Newman-Id: 85326.11951.bm@omp1013.access.mail.mud.yahoo.com Received: (qmail 4004 invoked from network); 16 May 2011 13:20:05 -0000 DKIM-Signature: v=1; a=rsa-sha256; c=relaxed/relaxed; d=bellsouth.net; s=s1024; t=1305552005; bh=5cBiR9Kb4B3/a/jTP99KtgHQdWw5Olm8s1UUmbtWBio=; h=Received:X-Yahoo-SMTP:X-YMail-OSG:X-Yahoo-Newman-Property:From:To:References:Subject:Date:Message-ID:MIME-Version:Content-Type:X-Mailer:X-MimeOLE:Thread-Index:In-Reply-To; b=n7SKVEeH+PVrxWaBm3zzjAsmpi7ayTGyC+RbIs+EVsLAtLEO3kPzZMq615D1l8nys5FcyQb3jrO+Pn3NmjEi0+o51mnMNN7fZqYC9x6E2+p99mNo9SQrpaMPa6fym9B6qbg+/PH2Fg5WIaQdPe5nsXFXOPOiIQbnXJcbBUp71Tw= Received: from acer7fbfa7e2f7 (bryanwinberry@98.88.77.50 with login) by smtp107.sbc.mail.bf1.yahoo.com with SMTP; 16 May 2011 06:20:04 -0700 PDT X-Yahoo-SMTP: OSuEAS2swBAaBd4uKxevNivslbMG7JXpWjAWZVmoYyRm6qcW_W2VUA-- X-YMail-OSG: 9FoEDa0VM1k44nJammKgFcSptFiJdp4IuHbiSgqDw0IwGML JBGAS1_su1eUT45WSLURxBoZVSmUVYtVW8PtCi6KbSFCLbs5V2IuumW9rkCE dtvqCCguZ3AI2sHW14yaUtQBavjMwjG1HMgjCXING6CeZmGgnsXtRL6JmNFm KrmnC2NSTSZHZAK9phvAfZ5thQhn3IWdk2lJqzyK9AZQnTEUXoifcHZ5Q2VW fGS3rbtcUwduVvJAAZQPsIq.aaYnzcL9j9xAKwDC4u.2XdTHDo3QvnduXVwZ Mn4mZY4MUGJzuMCFEM_GCZVxUjkqUcHSES_UH7rUhlCACHyifcdWvpEEgckv rm9b7THlH3s_1NVbPnZNFgLe2MflPTD2WEC.kkw-- X-Yahoo-Newman-Property: ymail-3 From: "Bryan Winberry" To: "'Rotary motors in aircraft'" References: Subject: RE: [FlyRotary] Tools Defined Date: Mon, 16 May 2011 09:20:00 -0400 Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_00C3_01CC13AA.6F1077A0" X-Mailer: Microsoft Office Outlook 11 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.6090 Thread-Index: AcwTh51zUxN657xnSZuJ1SC8EMekFAARCA1g In-Reply-To: This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_00C3_01CC13AA.6F1077A0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="us-ascii" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Greg, this was posted a while back. I have never seen my brother laugh so hard after I forwarded it to him. Thanks for reposting, it's a classic. Bryan _____ From: Rotary motors in aircraft [mailto:flyrotary@lancaironline.net] On Behalf Of Greg Ward Sent: Monday, May 16, 2011 1:20 AM To: Rotary motors in aircraft Subject: [FlyRotary] Tools Defined For the newcomer to experimental building. Tools Defined DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh--!' SKIL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too short. PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation of blood-blisters. BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs. HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more dismal your future becomes. VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand. OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing race. TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity. HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle firmly under the bumper. BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead of the outside edge. TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of everything you forgot to disconnect. PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out Phillips screw heads. STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your palms. PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part. HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in use. SON-OF-A-B&*%H TOOL: (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a B&*%H! ' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that you will need. 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Greg, this was posted a while back. =  I have never seen my brother laugh so hard after I forwarded it to = him.

Thanks for reposting, it’s a classic.

Bryan

 

From: = Rotary motors in aircraft [mailto:flyrotary@lancaironline.net] On Behalf Of Greg Ward
Sent: Monday, May 16, = 2011 1:20 AM
To: Rotary motors in aircraft
Subject: [FlyRotary] = Tools Defined

 

For the = newcomer to experimental building.

 

Tools = Defined

 

DRILL = PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly = snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the = chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted = project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to = it. 

WIRE = WHEEL: Cleans = paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench with the = speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from = fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh--!'

SKIL SAW: A = portable cutting tool used to make studs too short.

PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used = in the creation of blood-blisters.

BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to = convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the = Ouija board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, = unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, the more = dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely = round off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to = transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand. 

OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting various = flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease = inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a bearing = race. 

TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to = launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity. 

HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the ground = after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle = firmly under the bumper. 

BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by = most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more = easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line instead = of the outside edge. 

TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile = strength of everything you forgot to disconnect. 

PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under = lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing oil on = your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip out = Phillips screw heads. 

STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used = to convert common slotted screws into non-removable screws and = butchering your palms. 

PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding = that clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent = part. 

HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too = short. 

HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the = hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most = expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. 

UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly = well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. = Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in = use. 

SON-OF-A-B&*%H TOOL: (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you = grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a = B&*%H! ' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most = often, the next tool that you will need. 

Hope you found this informative

 

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