X-Virus-Scanned: clean according to Sophos on Logan.com Return-Path: Received: from qmta13.westchester.pa.mail.comcast.net ([76.96.59.243] verified) by logan.com (CommuniGate Pro SMTP 5.4c3j) with ESMTP id 4984847 for flyrotary@lancaironline.net; Mon, 16 May 2011 01:10:43 -0400 Received-SPF: error receiver=logan.com; client-ip=76.96.59.243; envelope-from=gregw@onestopdesign.biz Received: from omta11.westchester.pa.mail.comcast.net ([76.96.62.36]) by qmta13.westchester.pa.mail.comcast.net with comcast id k56s1g0010mv7h05D5A9SD; Mon, 16 May 2011 05:10:09 +0000 Received: from gregiv ([24.6.73.102]) by omta11.westchester.pa.mail.comcast.net with comcast id k5A81g0092CQjog3X5A8Ck; Mon, 16 May 2011 05:10:09 +0000 Message-ID: <678F32C28CBA42D3BEE856DFBCDF8385@yosemite.onestopdesign.biz> From: "Greg Ward" To: "Rotary motors in aircraft" Subject: Tools Defined Date: Sun, 15 May 2011 22:20:14 -0700 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_0A14_01CC134E.434B7FE0" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.5931 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.6090 This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0A14_01CC134E.434B7FE0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable For the newcomer to experimental building. Tools Defined =20 DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly = snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you = in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the = freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where = nothing could get to it. =20 WIRE WHEEL: Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them = somewhere under the workbench with the speed of light. Also removes = fingerprints and hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it = takes you to say, 'Oh sh--!' SKIL SAW: A portable cutting tool used to make studs too = short. PLIERS: Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the = creation of blood-blisters. BELT SANDER: An electric sanding tool commonly used to = convert minor touch-up jobs into major refinishing jobs. HACKSAW: One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija = board principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked, = unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence its course, = the more dismal your future becomes. VISE-GRIPS: Generally used after pliers to completely round = off bolt heads. If nothing else is available, they can also be used to = transfer intense welding heat to the palm of your hand.=20 OXYACETYLENE TORCH: Used almost entirely for lighting = various flammable objects in your shop on fire. Also handy for igniting = the grease inside the wheel hub out of which you want to remove a = bearing race.=20 TABLE SAW: A large stationary power tool commonly used to = launch wood projectiles for testing wall integrity.=20 HYDRAULIC FLOOR JACK: Used for lowering an automobile to the = ground after you have installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack = handle firmly under the bumper.=20 BAND SAW: A large stationary power saw primarily used by = most shops to cut good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more = easily fit into the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line = instead of the outside edge.=20 TWO-TON ENGINE HOIST: A tool for testing the maximum tensile = strength of everything you forgot to disconnect.=20 PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER: Normally used to stab the vacuum seals = under lids or for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing = oil on your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to strip = out Phillips screw heads.=20 STRAIGHT SCREWDRIVER: A tool for opening paint cans. = Sometimes used to convert common slotted screws into non-removable = screws and butchering your palms.=20 PRY BAR: A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that = clip or bracket you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent part. = HOSE CUTTER: A tool used to make hoses too short.=20 HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer = nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive = parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit.=20 UTILITY KNIFE: Used to open and slice through the contents = of cardboard cartons delivered to your front door; works particularly = well on contents such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic = bottles, collector magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic = parts. Especially useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in = use.=20 SON-OF-A-B&*%H TOOL: (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool = that you grab and throw across the garage while yelling 'Son of a B&*%H! = ' at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next tool that = you will need.=20 Hope you found this informative =20 =20 ------=_NextPart_000_0A14_01CC134E.434B7FE0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
For the newcomer to = experimental=20 building.
 

Tools=20 Defined

 

DRILL=20 PRESS:=20 A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat = metal bar=20 stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest = and=20 flings your beer across the room, denting the = freshly-painted=20 project which you had carefully set in the corner where = nothing=20 could get to it. =20

WIRE=20 WHEEL:=20 Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under = the=20 workbench with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints = and=20 hard-earned calluses from fingers in about the time it takes = you to=20 say, 'Oh sh--!'

SKIL=20 SAW:=20 A portable cutting tool used to make studs too = short.

PLIERS:=20 Used to round off bolt heads. Sometimes used in the creation = of=20 blood-blisters.

BELT=20 SANDER:=20 An electric sanding tool commonly used to convert minor = touch-up=20 jobs into major refinishing jobs.

HACKSAW:=20 One of a family of cutting tools built on the Ouija board=20 principle... It transforms human energy into a crooked,=20 unpredictable motion, and the more you attempt to influence = its=20 course, the more dismal your future becomes.

VISE-GRIPS:=20 Generally used after pliers to completely round off bolt = heads. If=20 nothing else is available, they can also be used to transfer = intense=20 welding heat to the palm of your hand. 

OXYACETYLENE=20 TORCH:=20 Used almost entirely for lighting various flammable objects = in your=20 shop on fire. Also handy for igniting the grease inside the = wheel=20 hub out of which you want to remove a bearing = race. 

TABLE = SAW:=20 A large stationary power tool commonly used to launch wood=20 projectiles for testing wall integrity. 

HYDRAULIC=20 FLOOR JACK:=20 Used for lowering an automobile to the ground after you have = installed your new brake shoes, trapping the jack handle = firmly=20 under the bumper. 

BAND=20 SAW:=20 A large stationary power saw primarily used by most shops to = cut=20 good aluminum sheet into smaller pieces that more easily fit = into=20 the trash can after you cut on the inside of the line = instead of the=20 outside edge. 

TWO-TON=20 ENGINE HOIST:=20 A tool for testing the maximum tensile strength of = everything you=20 forgot to disconnect. 

PHILLIPS=20 SCREWDRIVER:=20 Normally used to stab the vacuum seals under = lids or=20 for opening old-style paper-and-tin oil cans and splashing = oil on=20 your shirt; but can also be used, as the name implies, to = strip out=20 Phillips screw heads. 

STRAIGHT=20 SCREWDRIVER:=20 A tool for opening paint cans. Sometimes used to convert = common=20 slotted screws into non-removable screws and butchering your = palms. 

PRY=20 BAR:=20 A tool used to crumple the metal surrounding that clip or = bracket=20 you needed to remove in order to replace a 50 cent = part. 

HOSE=20 CUTTER:=20 A tool used to make hoses too short. 

HAMMER:=20 Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays = is used=20 as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts = adjacent the object we are trying to hit. 

UTILITY=20 KNIFE:=20 Used to open and slice through the contents of cardboard = cartons=20 delivered to your front door; works particularly well on = contents=20 such as seats, vinyl records, liquids in plastic bottles, = collector=20 magazines, refund checks, and rubber or plastic parts. = Especially=20 useful for slicing work clothes, but only while in = use. 

SON-OF-A-B&*%H=20 TOOL:=20 (A personal favorite!) Any handy tool that you grab and = throw across=20 the garage while yelling 'Son of a B&*%H! '=20 at the top of your lungs. It is also, most often, the next = tool that=20 you will need. 

Hope=20 you found this informative

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