Mailing List flyrotary@lancaironline.net Message #30594
From: Bob Perkinson <bobperk@bellsouth.net>
Subject: RE: [FlyRotary] Re: Aussie in "The South" was Re: INVESTING IN A NEW PROPELLER
Date: Thu, 9 Mar 2006 00:19:45 -0600
To: Rotary motors in aircraft <flyrotary@lancaironline.net>
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George,
Are you sure you weren't at a Waffle House Restaurant?
 

Bob Perkinson
Hendersonville, TN.
RV9 N658RP Reserved
If nothing changes
Nothing changes
 


 
Rusty,
I went through most of that area on highway 98 (not a great road in some parts), got to Pensacola and headed North on the back roads to see some of the Country and experience the Southern Hospitality - bad mistake!
 
Although should have seen the writing on the wall, a couple of nights before a young lady ( Southern Bell) tried to pick me up in a bar at some place before Fort Walton beach. Being a married man I had to decline the offer, however the missing teeth and hairy legs weren't an incentive.
 
I was talking to the barman there and asked what the local industry was and to my surprise he said Ostrich and they actually exported most of them. I was surprised as I said we have the same sort of thing in Australia, but their called EMU, but their tough eating and I couldn't see how they could makes an industry out of them -10 minutes later after discussing this further, it turned out he was talking about oysters.
 
I've got a thousand of these stories - why I ask, does everything happen to me?
George
Where do you live Rusty?
I've been in the Greenville Jail, but got out of Alabama as soon as I could after that, I only relaxed after I found I was in Kentucky. 
 
Hi George,
 
If you escaped from the Greenville Jail, and headed about 190 degrees, you'd be over the Gulf of Mexico in 100 miles.  I'm about 4 miles before you get to the water.  At that point, it's Florida, not Alabama. 
 
I haven't visited the Greenville Jail, but I do know that they have a long history of speed traps along I-65.  If I hadn't sold my FD, I'd probably be in a jail somewhere now, and I'm not kidding. 
 
Nice people but couldn't understand English - well, except for their version of it. I'm not saying I couldn't understand them - it's just they couldn't understand me. Having said that most Americans can't distinguish between the Aussie accent and the English accent.
One of the lads (Southerner) wanted to know what part of the East Coast I came from and I told him I was from down south - God D... he said - how far south? 
 
LOL!  That's hilarious.  Not much I can add to that... :-)
 
Rusty
 
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